Whether he's covered in grease from under the hood of his '71 Ford or joint compound from raisin' that wall, you can bet that Slick's a very dirty boy.

Hard times, soft wimmin, a cold can of Schlitz; he's easy to please and has no problem tellin' you how to get there. Smile real purty and don't hesitate to look in his eyes when you talk and he'll be a real gentleman. Give him any grief and you'll get more than you bargained for.